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I feel ashamed that all it took to make me watch one of the shittiest movies ever was a cheap ass line saying “from the Makers of 300”. How bad could it be to watch another testosterone boosting hour by those geniuses who brought us the legendary character of King Leonidas. He is the man and I would vote him over Techno Viking every single time as the ruler of the island of “Lost”.
And this says a lot.

So again, how bad could it be?

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What’s good my five frequent readers? ;)

As always I lost my motivation for something kinda quick. In this case it was writing, but it has never been just a short term fling for me, it was clear that I will get back at it sooner or later.

I didn’t do much “real” writing since 2011, but since the brain can’t really distinguish between reality and imagination, I actually wrote quite a lot … said the lazy fuck and went back to his old life.

Well, ok, all I published was one blog post. I have several in the draft though, but most likely they will never see daylight since they sound like they were written by a wuss. Oh, wait …

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It’s 3:30 in the morning and I can’t sleep because I just watched one of the worst movies in the history of movie making. Casino Royale. Not the satirical parody version of 1967, but the new version of 2006. Caution. Irony.

Somehow I could avoid this movie for 6 years. I probably didn’t wanted to watch it because I don’t like following the hype. Yeah, I’m cool like that. And also because I would have stick a taco into my left eye and hot salsa sauce into my other, if I would have to watch another “epic” quads into Royal Flush scene. And according to the title the odds of losing my eyesight were kinda high. But more about poker later.

I don’t remember much of the movie, just that it was a big shit that left a shitload of questions. The first one is: Where is the fucking plot?

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